Is it That Difficult? Really?!

I am so frikken sick of fast food. I get the term that fast food should be fast but shouldn’t the order also be correct? How freakin hard is it to make a damn sandwich without meat? Or you know, a grilled cheese sandwich without the obvious imprint and taste of bacon you slapped on it and then removed? And, oh yeah, could it be possible to have the cheese cooked within, oh say, the last 15 minutes as opposed to it obviously sitting somewhere cooking for a very long yet undetermined amount of time? Thanx Sonic-Drive In for your suckiness. A big THANK YOU to the jackasses you hire who not only cannot get an order right but he treats you like shit while taking said order. And one more, IT IS FAST FOOD YOU MORONS. Fast = prompt.

And a big hug goes to Dominos Pizza. THANK YOU for putting pepperoni on 99% of the pizza when we ordered half without. THANK YOU SMACKTARDS. Do you feel the love? Cuz I sure don’t.

And, last and certainly not least, a big shout out to JB’s for putting a half slab of dead pig on top of my VEGGIE BURGER. Veggie, get it? No, I guess you don’t. 

So, in review, Sonic-Drive In, Dominos, and JB’s: YOU SUCK. And that is sad becuase now you are in the same leaugue as KFC and McDonald’s. Way to go you big fat losers. 

I will no longer patronize your establishments because YOU SUCK.